Are You A True Metalhead?

How Do You Know If You’re A True Metalhead?

• You’ve forgotten how to spell your name at least once.
• You’ve actually had a moment you forgot your name.
• You have severe ADD.
• You think whiplash is fun.
• Drinking is actually your hobby.
• Almost everything you say evolves music.
• You laugh at the Emo Kids.
• Tight pants really aren’t your thing.
• You flip out if people have never heard of “Tripp” clothing.
• You don’t care about how you look.
• Your hair isn’t ever neat.
• Head-banging comes natural.
• Tattoos somehow arouse you.
• When someone says “Maggot” you think their talking about Slipknot.
• The only thing you fear is the breaking up of your favorite metal band.
• Death doesn’t scare you, dead people do.
• You’ve hand fantasies one to many times about instruments.
• You can’t live without sex, blood, or alcohol.
• Breaking, or severely injuring yourself in a Mosh Pit would be your idea of a good day.
• Being spit on by a legendary metal performer would be an honor to you.
• The first thing you listen to in the morning is something relating to dying.
• Fire amuses the hell out of you.
• Your life long dream is to be lit on fire.
• Pig squeals, (the sound of pigs being slaughtered) makes you laugh.
• Your theme song is “The Heretic Anthem” By Slipknot.
• Pentagrams amuse you.
• You don’t go to church because you’re either: banished, or not wanted there.
• You believe that one day the world will be controlled by metalheads.
• Rap is just another word for fag.
• You’re not afraid to kill someone in order to sneak onto a bands tour bus.
• 666 is just another number to you.
• The fact you could go to hell and meet the one and only “Satan” excites you.
• When playing your music, your parents go: “WTF is that?!”
• Disturbing thoughts pass through your mind each minute.
• Being called Psycho is a compliment.
• Most of your clothes are in fact black.
• You own at least one band shirt.
• Glaring is your way of saying “I like you”.
• Chains on pants make you happy.
• You’re seriously aggressive.
• There’s an 80% chance your Bi-Polar.
• The fact that people are breathing infuriates you.
• You believe Edward Cullen has herpes.
• Dark make-up is the only way to go.
• Your favorite store in the world is Hot Topic.
• You count down the days to “Mayhem Festival”.
• You wish you lived in a haunted house.
• You have an obsession with piercings.
• Threatening people is your way of having fun.
• Serial killers intrigue you.
• Every other word you say is the word “Fuck”.